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The Invasion of Bash Street (2007)

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OOH!I SPY WITH MY BLOODSHOT EYE, A SHINY POUND COIN.

ISN'T THIS LUCKY? FANCY A POUND JUST LYIN THERE. ALL LONELY AND UNPROTECTED. THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

Wanna bet?

HEY! SOME ROTTEN RASCAL HAS GLUED THIS POOR DEFENCELESS POUND TO THE GROUND!

Three guesses who that rascally rascal might be

RELEASE THIS POUND IN THE NAME OF THE LAW.

GOOD OF GNASHER TO HELP ME WITH SOME TARGET PRACTICE

3,2,1. FIRE!

Keep an eye on the Sarge's gnashers.

High above Beanotown, a red-nose shaped hot-air balloon floats along...

... filled with Jonathan Ross, McFly, Jamie Oliver, Mr Bean and a load of other celebs.

WE'VE GOT A NOSE IN THE AIR TO PROMOTE RED NOSE DAY. HOW BRILLIANT IS TWAT?

Watch out. Here come those gnashers.

BLIMEY. SOMEBODY'S 'AD A NIBBLE ON OUR BIG NOSE!

I SAY. WHO'S MAKING THAT TERRIBLE VULGAR NOISE?

SCREAM!

CELEBRITY SCREAMS!

HAR—WAR! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOUR NOSE THAT WAS MEANT TO BE RED. HAR!

GNASHER! I'V GOT A JOB FOR YOU, MATE!

DE—JAMINATE!

GSLOBBER!

STOPPIT!

THAT TICKLES!

GSLOBBER!

THANKS, GNASHER - I THINK!

OOH, FAMOUS PEOPLE. I MUST GET MY AUTOGRAPH BOOKSY- WOOKSY!

FINALLY! AT LAST I GOT THE QUID!

COOL. CHEERS, MATE. THAT'LL BUY YOU ONE RED NOSE!

ERK!

OUR NOSE IN THE AIR HAS HAD A BLOW-OUT. HOW WILL WE GET ROUND BRITAIN?

LEAVE IT TO ME. YOU HAVE A LOOK ROUND BEANOTOWN WHILE ME AND GNASHER FIX THE NOSE!

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS PLACE IS REALLY LIKE!


THE INVASION OF BASH STREET

SCIENCE PROJECTS AREN'T BAD - BUT HOMEWORK IS STILL HOMEWORK

MY INVENTION IS A GORGEOUS-IFIER. IT CAN MAKE EVERYBODY LOOK AS FAB AND HANDSOME AS ME

HEH-HE_!

COUGH! CHOKE!

WHAT IS THIS?

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF EARTH. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF EARTH

HEY, I'M IN BASH STREET SCHOO. HOW COOL IS THAT?

NOISE?

CLOSE DOOR

OOH! SOMEBODY HAS MAD A ROBOT FOR THEIR PROJECT. VERY GOOD

CAN IT DO HARD SUMS?

DALEKS DO NOT DO HARD SUMS!

CAN'T DO THEM, EH?

WHAT?

WE ARE THE SUPREME POWER OF THE UNIVERSE

WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?

YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHEN I'M NOT HERE

WHIMPER MY BADGE.

I OBEY!

YOU WILL DO HARD SUMS OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED

BOO-HOO!

THESE SUMS SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED

DUSTBIN? I'M HAVING AN IDEA

DINNER-TIME!

DALEKS NEED NOT DIN-NER!

LOOKS LIKE A MOTORISED DUSTBIN.

WHAT DOES IT DO?

DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!

IS THAT HWERE I LIVE? THE RECIPE FOR CHIPS?

AND WE ALSO DO FRAC-TIONS

IT'S JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED - A CLEVER PUPIL.

BUT I'M CLEVER.

Cuthbert Cringeworthy, class swot.

IT ONLY MY TEA WAS HOT TODAY WOULD BE PERFECT

OOH!

YOU'RE THE BEST PUPIL EVER!

THAT METAL DUSTBIN HAS TO GO!

DOUBLE EVERYTHING, OLIVE

USUALLY WE DOUBLE UP WITH INDIGESTION.

YOU HAVE 5.1 EARTH MINUTES TO EAT AND THEN YOU WILL STUDY. STUDY. YOU WILL STUDY OR YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED.

IF THERE'S GONNA BE ALL THAT STUDYING ...

...YOU'LL NEED FED AS WELL.


MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!

YUP! OLIVE'S COOKING DOES THAT TO US AS WELL.

ARE THOSE BOILS?

NOPE! RED NOSES. I THINK THE DALEK'S GETTING INTO THE COMIC RELIEF SPIRIT.

I HEARD THERE WAS A DALEK ON THE LOOSE HERE. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DOOMSDAY.

BLIMEY. IT'S THE DOCTOR

BRILLIANT! YOU SAVED THE WORLD. WELL DONE! I'LL DROP THIS ONE OFF SOMEWHERE SAFE.

I DON'T KNOW WHO'LL SAVE THE WORLD FROM OLIVE'S COOKING, THOUGH.

SECONDS, EVERYONE?

RUUUN!

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  • APA 6th ed.: (2007-02-15). The Invasion of Bash Street. BeanoMAX p. 4.
  • MLA 7th ed.: "The Invasion of Bash Street." BeanoMAX [add city] 2007-02-15, 4. Print.
  • Chicago 15th ed.: "The Invasion of Bash Street." BeanoMAX, edition, sec., 2007-02-15
  • Turabian: "The Invasion of Bash Street." BeanoMAX, 2007-02-15, section, 4 edition.
  • Wikipedia (this article): <ref>{{cite news| title=The Invasion of Bash Street | url=http://cuttingsarchive.org/index.php/The_Invasion_of_Bash_Street | work=BeanoMAX | pages=4 | date=2007-02-15 | via=Doctor Who Cuttings Archive | accessdate=20 November 2017 }}</ref>
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