Master of the loonie-verse
- Publication: Daily Mail
- Date: 2009-11-13
- Author: Patrick Marmion
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- Language: English
He's the craziest Dr Who villain ever. And John Simm says his final showdown with David Tennant will scare us all witless
JOHN SIMM has just acquired an iPhone, but with it comes a quandary: should he protect it with a leather case, or would that constitute a style error? It's a tricky one, but Dr Who fans familiar with Simm, as the satanic Master, will not be taken in. They will suspect he is seeking to pass among us unobserved and that he has plans to destroy the planet — plans that will unfold in the Dr Who special on Christmas Day, following this Sunday's one-off, The Waters Of Mars.
Until then, 39-year-old Simm really does seem like a perfectly ordinary bloke. He wears a blue cotton jersey, faded jeans and brown boots. The boyish looks, which launched his career as a Jack-the-Lad in The Lakes, have been seasoned with salt and pepper in his short-cropped hair.
And it looks like he's succumbing to middle age now he's in a West End play, Speaking In Tongues, about two couples whose lives are torn apart by affairs. But if Simm really is putting behind him the time-travelling roles of Detective Inspector Sam Tyler in Life On Mars and The Master in Dr Who, his fans might not let go so easily.
One line in his play gets a laugh every night, when fellow actor Ian Hart tells him he looks like a policeman.
'It's just dawned on me why they laugh,' grins Simm.
But these amusing moments come as light relief in a play that is otherwise a tense moral parable.
Away from the stage, Simm's sci-fi fame has attracted an alliance of anoraks and trainspotters. On websites such as Den of Geek, Dr Who fans —known as Whovians — are aflutter with speculation about the Christmas Special, The End Of Time. It's to be a final showdown between David Tennant's heroic Doctor and Simm as his evil nemesis, The Master.
Like the Doctor, The Master is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, but they have been arch-enemies since The Master went mad after peering into a gap in the fabric of space-time.
SIMM fans will have to wait to see him until after this weekend's episode, in which the Doctor helps Lindsay Duncan deal with a waterborne virus on Mars. Its follow-up Christmas show promises to be a two-part epic.
'If you thought I was hamming it up in the last one, wait till you see this,' enthuses Simm. 'I like to be quite subtle, but this doesn't call for subtle. The Master is INSANE.'
The Master is one of the most terrifying characters on children's television — my five-year-old daughter could not credit the idea I'd met him and survived. Screaming tots have hidden from him behind the sofa for nearly 40 years, ever since Roger Delgado first tweaked his moustache in 1971.
A big motivation for Simm in taking the role was to convince his eight-year-old son, Ryan, that he does have a day job.
'It was so I could prove to him Daddy is an actor. He can never watch anything I'm in and this was perfect because he loves Dr Who.'
Simm acknowledges there was a touch of the Joker from Batman in his rendition of The Master.
'I also used a bit of Caligula and a bit of Tony Blair. But in this, The Master is off the leash. Unhinged. Totally unplugged!'
Sworn to silence on what's in store, Simm won't even say if we will see David Tennant mutate into the next Doctor, Matt Smith. But the action is rumoured to be flung across the universe, and Simm's eyes light up at the memory of filming.
'There are moments I'll cherish for ever. The best bits about being a screen actor are the moments when the camera is behind you and, as far as the eye can see, you are in that world. There were also moments which were pure Boys' Own fantasy, but I can't say what because I don't want to ruin people's Christmas!'
'Why not?' I cry. 'You are The Master!' Sadly, he won't budge.
No less amazing for Simm was being whisked away for Life On Mars through a time warp to Seventies Manchester, a place close to where he was born and raised.
But perhaps the best thing about Life On Mars for Simm was the chemistry he shared with Philip Glenister, who played the fabulously un-PC DCI Gene Hunt opposite Simm's 21st-century cop.
'We more or less lived together for the two years of Life On Mars; it was like we were married! We never got tired of each other, we just moaned together like grumpy old men. I adore him. I'm very proud to have been part of a cop double act that had that chemistry because it's such a rare thing.
'It really worked, all that jumping over bonnets, chasing people in cars. It was such a laugh.'
Although Simm, at first, threw the script of Life On Mars in the bin, deeming it too weird, he came to realise it was 'a hell of a great part'. So leaving wasn't easy.
'I thought: "If they stop it now, it will be a classic. Like The Prisoner." My story had come to a natural end. Plus, Gene Hunt was such a huge character. There are only so many times you can roll your eyes and tell him off.'
If there is any remorse, it's to do with the American remake starring Harvey Keitel as Gene Hunt and Jason O'Mara as Sam Tyler. 'I'm not even curious,' says Simm wryly. 'I am Sam Tyler and that's it!' Simm laughs, but insists the same applies to the U.S. remake of the TV political thriller State Of Play, in which he starred on TV with David Morrissey.
When Russell Crowe took over his role of investigative journalist Cal McCaffrey for the big screen, he says it was like hearing someone else was going out with an old girlfriend. 'It could have been Brad Pitt taking over my role, I don't care who it was. I'm not interested in seeing it. Me and Dave Morrissey texted each other when the State Of Play film came out and said: "Shall we both NOT go and see this together?"'
After dating Spice Girl Baby Spice, Emma Bunton, in the Nineties, Simm met and married the actress Kate Magowan. He now lives with her and their son Ryan and two-year-old daughter Molly in Muswell Hill, North London. But could a move to Hollywood be on the cards?
'I wouldn't mind the money but, I've said a million times, they know where I am,' he says. 'They obviously do, because they remake everything I do!'
II SPEAKING In Tongues tickets from speakingintonguestheplay.com. The Waters Of Mars is on BBC 1 on Sunday at 7pm.
Out take
Dr Who writer Russell T Davies warns the TV Christmas shows are dark and emotional: 'You'll be crying over your turkey — your turkey will be soaking wet'
THE MASTER CLASS
JOHN SIMM is the sixth incarnation of The Master, the dastardly rival of Dr Who, following Roger Delgado, Peter Pratt and Geoffrey Beevers, Anthony Ainley, Eric Roberts and Derek Jacobi.
All along, he's been a malignant Moriarty undermining the Doctor's Sherlock Holmes, controlling people's minds with his deadly hypnotic gaze. Delgado pioneered the role with debonair sophistication opposite Jon Pertwee in 1971, siding with the escalator-phobic Daleks in a galactic war against the humans. His goatee and swept back hair (pictured) gave him the look of a Nazi war criminal on the run in Latin America. But after Delgado died in a car crash in Turkey in 1973, he evolved into
a Master who looked like a zombie straight from the grave (heavy make-up first inhabited by Peter Pratt and then by Geoffrey Beevers).
From 1981, he was played by Anthony Ainley, a Hammer Horror version of Delgado. Eric Roberts took over in 1996, looking like a Brylcreemed Count Dracula, opposite Paul McGann.
But when the show was revived with Christopher Eccleston in 2005, Derek Jacobi slipped into the role as a thin-lipped Victorian scientist who was on sabbatical from his wicked ways, until he chanced on a magic watch that unleashed his evil essence. When he too was finally done away with, who could have foreseen his reincarnation as a spin-doctored, Blairite megalomaniac?
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