Check out my super evil Halloween costume.
You're just covered in paper.
This isn't just any paper .... These are hand-picked pages from all the "Game of Thrones" books to date.
Each contains a key moment in which an unexpected or shocking plot development occurs, such as the death of a major character.
I'm a giant mass of spoilers! And when people who aren't done with the books realize what I am, it'll be too late! Their subconscious minds will have already absorbed everything!
That includes you, too, by the way! Bwahaha!
So I don't have to read all 10 billion pages now? Sweet!
I think we may need a bigger focus group than just each other
Hey, I told you to go with those "Doctor Who" scripts
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