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MEET THE REAL-LIFE DOCTOR WHO MONSTERS<br />
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Looka-Yikes<br />
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DOCTOR WHO is back on Saturday to face an army of alien adversaries.<br />
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They are being billed as the scariest, squirmiest set of monsters ever seen on our TV screens - but we think some of them look horribly, horribly familiar.<br />
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Yes, the BBC's writers have created the catalogue of cruel creatures by finding their inspiration a bit closer to home than distant planets in galaxies far, far away.<br />
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CAROLINE PALMER imagines real life lookalike inspirations behind the monster mugs.<br />
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LADY CASSANDRA & ANNE ROBINSON<br />
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THE skin on this weird baddie's face is stretched so tightly that smiling would clearly be a huge challenge - if she had a sense of humour, of course.<br />
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And we're sure that mean Cassandra has exactly the same problems you do, Anne.<br />
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SLITHEEN & MIKE CARROLL<br />
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SLITHEENS disguise themselves as humans in suits sealed with hidden zips across the forehead. If Burberry made one, do you think Lotto lout Carroll would give it a go or just the finger, as usual?<br />
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THE ADHERENTS OF THE REPEATED MEME & QUEEN <br />
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IT remains to be seen if these frightening aliens from the future can do the fandango. But these sinister, super-powered beings who want to destroy our planet ore certain to send shivers down your spine. It's enough to send you GaGa.<br />
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THE BIRD PEOPLE THE CHEEKY GIRLS SPARK <br />
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THEY squawk like birds and by the looks of it they eat like them, too. Maybe they even have a tribute act called the Beaky Girls. <br />
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So if the, er, "singing" work ever dries up, the Cheeky Girls could migrate out of the solar system (please).<br />
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SPARK PLUG & LIAM GALLAGHER<br />
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HERE'S a monster that proves even aliens in anoraks can be just as scary as some creatures that already inhabit the earth.<br />
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We hope Liam can still squeeze into his old parka as Plug & Co revive the furry hood fashion invasion.<br />
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THE MOXX OF BALHOON & JADE GOODY<br />
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LOOKS like kebab bellies are an inter-galactic problem. Maybe The Moxx would like help from Jade's plastic surgeon. She has better boobs, but it would be a close thing if there was a vote to see who should be evicted from Earth. <br />
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