Dr. Who girl bites more than she can chew
But don't look now but there's a Voord close behind you.
A what?
A Voord.
Well if it comes any closer I'll bite.
But what does it taste like?
Hard to say. This is my first Voord.
Eels? Snails? No? Frogs, then?
You're getting warm.
Frogmen?
Warmer.
Rubber? That's it. The Voords are all rubber.
If they bounce across BBC TV screens today in the first episode of the new Dr. Who's space series -- and can rival is dreaded Daleks.
The Voords are a menace to flesh-and-blood creatures like Carole Ann Ford.
So when a Voord gets his claws on a girl there's one down-to-earth thing she can do. Bite.
How does it work? Ask Peter Stenson, the actor with flappers on his feet and a triangle on his head. He's in there, somewhere.
And judging by what this well dressed Voord is wearing there really way out in outer space.
Episode 1: The Taste of Adventure
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