BEAMING Billie Piper cuddles up to an oddball character — but can it really be her ex Chris Evans after a trip to a bungling cosmetic surgeon?
The fella's certainly got a big head. And no doubt he is intent on world domination.
But as you have probably guessed, our speech bubbles should not be taken too seriously. The truth is we are just taking the Chris. In fact, Billie was showing off one of the aliens in the new BBC1 series of Doctor Who — in which she plays the time traveller's sidekick Rose Tyler.
In real life singer Billie, 22, is estranged from hubby Chris, 38, left. And if he showed his face she might well tell him to op it.
Of course if it WAS him, the Beeb might be forced to rename the show. How about the EX Files?
You'll need a better plastic surgeon if you want me back, Chris
I only asked for a jab of Botox
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